There always seems to be a way to connect current events to the Bible, in some fashion, relevantly or irrelevantly. (It’s usually the latter.)

But in the case of the David Petraeus scandal, however, it’s (surprisingly) the former: The Washington Post recently published an article connecting Petraeus with the Bible’s most famous military philanderer, King David.

Okay, okay: it still might not be “relevant,” but it is — at least — interesting.